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what he could not help thinking a more important matter than the Greens or the cows； that is to say the sacred subject of poetry。 At the first mention of the word； the poet’s eyes flashed fire； he dropped the fine gentleman airs he had worn； thumped his glass on the table； and launched into one of the longest； most intricate； most passionate； and bitterest stories that Orlando had ever heard； save from the lips of a jilted woman； about a play of his； another poet； and a critic。 Of the nature of poetry itself； Orlando only gathered that it was harder to sell than prose； and though the lines were shorter took longer in the writing。 So the talk went on with ramifications interminable； until Orlando ventured to hint that he had himself been so rash as to write—but here the poet leapt from his chair。 A mouse had squeaked in the wainscot； he said。 The truth was； he explained； that his nerves were in a state where a mouse’s squeak upset them for a fortnight。 Doubtless the house was full of vermin； but Orlando had not heard them。 The poet then gave Orlando the full story of his health for the past ten years or so。 It had been so bad that one could only marvel that he still lived。 He had had the palsy； the gout； the ague； the dropsy； and the three sorts of fever in succession； added to which he had an enlarged heart； a great spleen； and a diseased liver。 But； above all； he had； he told Orlando； sensations in his spine which defied description。 There was one knob about the third from the top which burnt like fire； another about second from the bottom which was cold as ice。 Sometimes he woke with a brain like lead； at others it was as if a thousand wax tapers were alight and people were throwing fireworks inside him。 He could feel a rose leaf through his mattress； he said； and knew his way almost about London by the feel of the cobbles。 Altogether he was a piece of machinery so finely made and curiously put together （here he raised his hand as if unconsciously； and indeed it was of the finest shape imaginable） that it confounded him to think that he had only sold five hundred copies of his poem； but that of course was largely due to the conspiracy against him。 All he could say； he concluded； banging his fist upon the table； was that the art of poetry was dead in England。
How that could be with Shakespeare； Marlowe； Ben Jonson； Browne； Donne； all now writing or just having written； Orlando； reeling off the names of his favourite heroes； could not think。
Greene laughed sardonically。 Shakespeare； he admitted； had written some scenes that were well enough； but he had taken them chiefly from Marlowe。 Marlowe was a likely boy； but what could you say of a lad who died before he was thirty？ As for Browne； he was for writing poetry in prose； and people soon got tired of such conceits as that。 Donne was a mountebank who wrapped up his lack of meaning in hard words。 The gulls were taken in； but the style would be out of fashion twelve months hence。 As for Ben Jonson—Ben Jonson was a friend of his and he never spoke ill of his friends。
No； he concluded； the great age of literature is past； the great age of literature was the Greek； the Elizabethan age was inferior in every respect to the Greek。 In such ages men cherished a divine ambition which he might call La Gloire （he pronounced it Glawr； so that Orlando did not at first catch his meaning）。 Now all young writers were in the pay of the booksellers and poured out any trash that would sell。 Shakespeare was the chief offender in this way and Shakespeare was already paying the penalty。 Their own age； he said； was marked by precious conceits and wild experiments—neither of which the Greeks would have tolerated for a moment。 Much though it hurt him to say it—for he loved literature as he loved his life—he could see no good in the present and had no hope for the future。 Here he poured himself out another glass of wine。
Orlando was shocked by these doctrines； yet could not help observing that the critic himself seemed by no means downcast。 On the contrary； the more he denounced his own time； the more placent he became。 He could remember； he said； a night at the Cock Tavern in Fleet Street when Kit Marlowe was there and some others。 Kit was in high feather； rather drunk； which he easily became； and in a mood to say silly things。 He could see him now； brandishing his glass at the pany and hiccoughing out； ‘Stap my vitals； Bill’ （this was to Shakespeare）； ‘there’s a great wave ing and you’re on the top of it；’ by which he meant； Greene explained； that they were trembling on the verge of a great age in English literature； and that Shakespeare was to be a poet of some importance。 Happily for himself； he was killed two nights later in a drunken brawl； and so did not live to see how this prediction turned out。 ‘Poor foolish fellow；’ said Greene； ‘to go and say a thing like that。 A great age； forsooth—the Elizabethan a great age！’
‘So； my dear Lord；’ he continued； settling himself fortably in his chair and rubbing the wine–glass between his fingers； ‘we must make the best of it； cherish the past and honour those writers—there are still a few of ‘em—who take antiquity for their model and write； not for pay but for Glawr。’ （Orlando could have wished him a better accent。） ‘Glawr’； said Greene； ‘is the spur of noble minds。 Had I a pension of three hundred pounds a year paid quarterly； I would live for Glawr alone。 I would lie in bed every morning reading Cicero。 I would imitate his style so that you couldn’t tell the difference between us。 That’s what I call fine writing；’ said Greene； ‘that’s what I call Glawr。 But it’s necessary to have a pension to do it。’
By this time Orlando had abandoned all hope of discussing his own work with the poet； but this mattered the less as the talk now got upon the lives and characters of Shakespeare； Ben Jonson； and the rest； all of whom Greene had known intimately and about whom he had a thousand anecdotes of the most amusing kind to tell。 Orlando had never laughed so much in his life。 These； then； were his gods！ Half were drunken and all were amorous。 Most of them quarrelled with their wives； not one of them was above a lie or an intrigue of the most paltry kind。 Their poetry was scribbled down on the backs of washing bills held to the heads of printer’s devils at the street door。 Thus Hamlet went to press； thus Lear； thus Othello。 No wonder； as Greene said； that these plays show the faults they do。 The rest of the time was spent in carousings and junketings in taverns and in beer gardens； When things were said that passed belief for wit； and things were done that made the utmost frolic of the courtiers seem pale in parison。 All this Greene told with a spirit that roused Orlando to the highest pitch of delight。 He had a power of mimicry that brought the dead to life； and could say the finest things of books provided they were written three hundred years ago。
So time passed； and Orlando felt for his guest a strange mixture of liking and contempt； of admiration and pity； as well as something too indefinite to be called by any one name； but had something of fear in it and something of fascination。 He talked incessantly about himself； yet was such good pany that one could listen to the story of his ague for ever。 Then he was so witty； then he was so irreverent； then he made so free with the names of God and Woman； then he was So full of queer crafts and had such strange lore in his head； could make salad in three hundred different ways； knew all that could be known of the mixing of wines； played half–a–dozen musical instruments； and was the first person； and perhaps the last； to toast cheese in the great Italian fireplace。 That he did not know a geranium from a carnation； an oak from a birch tree； a mastiff from a greyhound； a teg from a ewe； wheat from barley； plough land from fallow； was ignorant of the rotation of the crops； thought oranges grew underground and turnips on trees； preferred any townscape to any landscape；—all this and much more amazed Orlando； who had never met anybody of his kind before。 Even the maids； who despised him； tittered at his jokes； and the men–servants； who loathed him； hung about to hear his stories